Sure, those fancy “trained martial artists” can break some stupid boards with their arms–or heads, or legs, blah blah blah. But have they ever tried split them with naught but their own breast flesh???
No, they have not. With good reason.
But that’s not stopping J-pop idol Erina Kamiya from giving it the ‘ole college try. The 26-year-old singer is a member of Kamen Joshi–a girl group whose usual schtick is wearing masks and making ill-advised musical tributes to Donald Trump–but for this video, she’s broadened her horizons, attempting to master the ancient art of boob-fu.
Breaking these classic curved clay roof tiles (known as kawari) is a common practice in Japanese martial arts, a feat that one of Kamiya’s fellow idols, Nanaka Kawamura, recently performed on her own Youtube channel. But while Kamiya herself claims to lack the requisite arm strength to pull off a traditional kawari wari, she reckons she has another formidable weapon at her disposal: her ample bosom.
As a boob-owner, this is going to be painful to watch.
Fucking ouch, y’all.
In the end, she gives up on using the brute force of her breasts and breaks the tiles by falling on them butt-first.
Clearly she can’t have ever seriously thought she’d actually do any serious damage with her boobs alone–this was probably just a ploy to ~titillate~ her fans–but you have to admire her gumption. Go for the gold, girl. And then if you lose, use your ass.