Cancel the Internet. Cut off the wifi. We’re done here. This enterprising cat in Vietnam can not only haz cheezburger, but MY WHOLE DAMN SOUL. (Is that reference too old? Am I old?? Moving on.)
Basically: in Vietnam, there is a cat named Dog. He sells fish at the local market. And it is…wonderful.
Look at his outfit! Look at his impassive impression! He’s like a tiny furry human! There’s no haggling with this beautiful bastard!
Particularly when he’s rocking the shades.
According to his owner, Le Quoc Phong, Dog the cat is not only a entrepreneur, but a bit of a fuckboi. He “has a lot of girlfriends and a lot of children in the country.”
And while the Scottish Fold’s expression could have him branded as “Existential Ennuie Cat,” and some worry that dressing him up is wrong, Phong maintains that his “little cat loves taking pictures. He’s also very cooperative when wearing the costumes.”
Even his competitors love him.
When he’s not hawking fish and other foods at the market, Dog moonlights as a cop, a fashionista, and a shunner of cupcakes. He loves “ice cream, traveling, and sleeping.”
Follow Dog on Instagram for more of his adorable adventures.
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