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Nothing Is Sacred: A YOUR NAME. Porn Parody Exists

Katie Cannon October 24, 2017 November 8th, 2017 Your Name porn parody

I thought I’d seen it all.

I thought I’d seen the best and worst this debauched world had to offer me–the purest anime art of Makoto Shinkai’s YOUR NAME, and the most worryingly perverse of tentacle hentai. “And never the ‘twain shall meet,” thought I, a naive, idiot soul.

Because of course, the ‘twain have met: of course, there’s a YOUR NAME. porn parody.

No sooner did the anime begin racking up awards and international acclaim than did Japan’s porn industry decide to lasso that cash cow and turn the anime masterpiece into a graphic, 18+ BDSM romp with a punny title.  In this ~sexy~ version of the story, Kimi no Wa Wa becomes Kimi no Nawa–or, in English, YOUR NAME. becomes YOUR ROPES.

Per Comicbook.com, the porn parody was released back in late June, so this is not the newsiest news, but it was the first I’d heard of it, and I felt compelled to make you all share in my existential despair. As far as I can tell, it’s only available for purchase in Japan, but I know with a bit of frenzied Googling you sick bastards will find a download somewhere.

As in the original movie, YOUR ROPES. centers on a young shrine maiden living in a village in the Japanese countryside–but the adult version involves a plot wherein our protagonist must perform a “purifying” bondage ritual. How this converges or diverges from the rest of the OG anime, we’re not sure, but this is the one case where we’re actually grateful that they decided to go live-action for the remake. The world is not (and hopefully never will be) ready for YOUR NAME hentai.

 

Via Comicbook.com