So here’s the tea: lip kit queen Kylie Jenner just had a cute baby named Stormi. Until about a week ago, wee little Stormi was assumed to be the result of sexy times between Kylie and her boyfriend, rapper Travis Scott. Until baby pics were revealed–along with the fact that Kylie Jenner also happens to have a beautiful, ripped bodyguard named Tim Chung.
YOU DO THE MATH.
why does Stormi Jenner look like Kylie’s bodyguard? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/9Be005qfhM
— K$ (@OfficialKito) May 2, 2018
Kylie Jenner’s baby is her bodyguard’s, change my mind. pic.twitter.com/Gkea1q7jFn
— mckauley delonjay (@mckooley) May 2, 2018
The Internet loves a good scandal, so obviously people were going to speculate that Chung, a hunky vet of the LAPD, was actually Kylie’s baby daddy. And admittedly, the baby does not look much like Travis Scott. Or Kylie Jenner, for that matter.
Why is it that this baby looks like everybody else but Travis and Kylie pic.twitter.com/rUcyVbISVn
— i never (@issa__kelly) May 3, 2018
TMZ reports that the family has denied all claims, saying that Chung being the father is “humanly impossible,” given that Kylie and her bodyguard have never, in fact, done the do. Another source told In Touch Weekly that the couple is getting a “huge kick” of out the rumors: “Babies can look like anyone when they’re that young, so Kylie and Travis think it is stupid that people are drawing that connection and haven’t even given it a second thought.”
Honestly, we’re probably not gonna get a paternity test out of this, so let’s just take a moment to appreciate the godly aesthetics of Tim Chung.
He may not be Stormi’s dad, but there is no doubt that any child of his would be genetically #blessed.
When the conspiracy theory first started circulating, Chung was reported to have around 200,000 instagram followers. Now he has over 600,000. So at least it’s been good for somebody’s brand.
If there’s anything positive that have come of these rumors, it’s this: we now know Tim Chung exists.
Also, he’s officially my dream pick to play Mulan’s love interest in the new live action movie. They may have cut Li Shang from the script (RIP our bisexual bae), but this guy is Li Shang personified. Maybe this whole rumor was a scheme between the Kardashians and Disney to hype up Chung before they announce him in the cast????