We’ve all imagined what your favorite GAME OF THRONES heroes and villains would be like an alternate universe: as modern-day suburban teens, as old-school mob families, as Olympic athletes. Such is the fodder for thousands of porny fanfics across the internet!
But this particular AU is not one we knew we needed: GOT characters as street vendors in China.
Chinese Photoshop expert @青红造了个白 has gained fame on Weibo and Twitter for a series of spot-on image manipulations that place Westeros’ most wanted on the blankets and behind the cooktops of China’s bustling steet food scene.
Instead of skewering their enemies, the Lannisters are serving up perfectly-seasoned kebabs; instead of fighting a massive army of the dead, Jon Snow’s feeding the masses spicy snacks from the back of a bicycle. Street vendor Arya’s meat pies hopefully don’t contain the human flesh of her enemies, and Daenerys doesn’t cook her wares with dragonfire.
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