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Olympics Porn Is Currently All The Rage Amongst Internet Masturbators

Katie Cannon February 22, 2018 February 23rd, 2018

We’ve already established that Pyeongchang is the place to be for people looking to bone. Why else would the government provide 110,000 condoms for athletes and spectators? But those relegated to the sidelines of the apparent Olympic orgy happening behind-the-scenes are still horny af, and taking inspiration from current events.

That’s right: they’re trying to jack it to Olympics porn.

According to Pornhub’s data analytics, searches for “Winter Olympics” increased by almost 3500%–with variations like “Sex Olympics,” “Nude Olympics,” and “Olympian” also multiplying by the thousands.  Most popular amongst the specific events was figure skating, followed by skiing, hockey, and snowboarding.

But it’s not just the sports themselves driving user’s preferences; there’s also been a massive surge of searches motivated by nationality. Host country Korea has earned masturbation gold, boasting a 112% increase, with Russia and China taking silver and gold, respectively.

And despite Korea’s ban on  internet pornography, people in the Olympics arena area are also getting in on the hot sweaty solo action. Traffic from the Gangwon-do region has gone up a massive 85%. The demographic that saw the highest increase? Ages 65 and up. So now you know: there’s a massive contingent of the elderly getting geriatric boners from figure skating. You’re welcome.

When it comes to ~genre~, staples like “threesomes” and “lesbian” skyrocketed–which, as Koreaboo pointed out, might have something to with the team sports’ endless potential for spontaneous gay locker room group sex.

 

 

Unfortunately for these searchers, my own cursory and totally professional perusal of Pornhub’s Olympics-related content didn’t yield all that much. Looks like they’ll have to rely on their imaginations–and NBC?

 

 

Via Koreaboo